Yeay! I've made it ~~

Hehe... I've finally accomplished my mission --> A computer guide book for MUMMY....and it's her birthday present!!!
I've set this mission like 3 years ago? But was never free enough to start working on it. Hope it turns out beneficial for her!

I've always been a personal assistant to my mum, especially when dealing with computers, which is one of her BIGGEST phobia. Hehehe... Typing exam questions, keying in marks, typing exercises, creating decoration design for backdrop etc...

When she is in front of the computer alone, I can always detect some screaming noises coming from the study room. Of course she is not screaming over some minor stuff; I taught her complex functions of Words & Excel so that she can fully utilize it in her tasks. Although I've taught her many times and she tried jotting down the steps, it seems that she messed everything up. But honestly, she has improved a lot compared to 10 years back, just that she can get forgetful sometimes.

I won't be by her side to assist her these few years, and so I've written the book for her. It is a step-by-step guide, fully illustrated, covering all the aspects that she needs the most. Hopefully this book can be her soul mate before she retires. :)

Love you, mum!!!

Hehe...A Lame Joke~

"Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate 9."

Top Ten Reasons Why Terrorists Will Never Succeed in Attacking Malaysia

This list is still making me laugh (h/t: Jian). If you have been to Malaysia before, please enjoy, if you haven’t had the chance, here’s ten reasons to visit:

1. Terrorist decides to blow up KLCC. He drives to KLCC with the intention of planting the bomb there, gets stuck in a 2-hour jam, and blows himself up in frustration. PLAN FAIL.

2. Terrorist decides to bomb Ipoh as a practice session before targeting KL. He drives for the first time on the highway to Ipoh trusting the signboards to get him there, and ends up in Lumut. Terrorist drowns himself in the sea in frustration. PLAN FAIL.

3. Terrorist decides to blow up Puduraya. While walking to his destination, the bag in which he keeps his bombs gets snatched by snatch thieves on a motorcycle. He pulls on his bag’s strap desperately and dies after being dragged 100m on the road. PLAN FAIL.

4. Terrorist decides to blow up Port Klang. He succeeds!! But the next day The Star, NST, Berita Harian and Utusan publish an article on page 10 headlined “Boy playing with fireworks injured in minor explosion.” PLAN FAIL.

5. Terrorist decides to bomb Johor Bahru. He rents a house as headquarters and the night before the dastardly deed, three men with parangs break into his house, robs him and kills him. PLAN FAIL.

6. Terrorist decides to bomb Kedah to paralyze the rice bowl of Malaysia. That night, while secretly setting up the bomb during a heavy thunderstorm (so that no one sees him), Timah Tasoh Dam hits danger level, authorities open the dam gates and he is swept away in the floods. PLAN FAIL.

7. Terrorist decides to blow up Bukit Bintang. Upon arrival at destination, he is accosted by a pimp and spends the night in the arms of a beautiful woman. At dawn, authorities raid the place and arrest him. PLAN FAIL.

8. Terrorist decides to blow up the MACC building as he is a strong advocate of corruption. He enters the building, but before he manages to plant his bomb, he is found dead after a fall from the 14th floor window. PLAN FAIL.

9. Terrorist decides to blow up Serdang Hospital. He enters the hospital lobby, hears a loud crashing sound and looks up to see the ceiling collapsing on him. He dies. PLAN FAIL.

10. Terrorist decides to blow up Genting Highlands. On the way up the mountain, a speeding bus driven by a 18-year-old boy without a driving licence crashes into his car and kills him instantly. PLAN FAIL.

MORAL OF THE STORY: MALAYSIA IS INVINCIBLE TO TERRORIST ATTACKS!! :D



Editor’s comment: This list was written by Shirley Mohan.