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No doubt that God is The most talented artist. A perfectionist.
We live in an awesome and amazing world.
Live simply.
Love generously.
Help sincerely.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.
Make it an awesome day.
May God Bless You!
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Do you see the tiny hand of the foetus grasping the doctor’s finger?
The foetus was diagnosed with
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"Joined at the sternum"
Chang and Eng, the original Siamese Twins were born in 1811 in SIAM (now known as Thailand). They are two human beings joined together at birth by living tissues. When this unusual birth news knocked the eardrums of the king of Siam, he decided that the babies should be put to death due to some superstitious thinking. He thought such a birth was an evil sign, an omen that something bad was going to happen in his land. As time passed and no disaster occurred, King Rama II withdrew his decree of death for the two boys. When the two boys grew up, they were exhibited before billions of people throughout the world. Their managers, Captain Coffin and Robert Hunter brought them to different continents, meeting kings and queens. They grew famous in a short time. However, they retired and settled down a decade later.
The most interesting part of their lives was they actually GOT MARRIED to the Yates sisters, Chang to Adelaide Yates and Eng to Sarah Anna Yates!!! They have to share a large bed built for the foursome. WHOAAA!!! The people of the country bet that no children would come from this union. However, nine months after the wedding, Eng and Sallie welcomed their first-born daughter. Six days later, Chang and Adelaide welcomed their first daughter also. This continued until Eng and Sarah had produced 11 children. Chang and Adelaide were almost as productive, producing 10 children.
*Don’t ask me how. I really can’t understand. To tell you the truth, my classmates and I looked at each other clueless-ly when teacher told us each of them PRODUCED almost A DOZEN of children!! Speechless.
Ok. Done with their extraordinary marriage story. Moving on……
Eng was a very health-conscious man while Chang drowned himself in whiskey. Chang eventually got stroke. In 1874, Chang caught a cold and he passed away. Eng didn’t die at the same time. He died several hours later. The doctors expected that Eng would survive because he was healthy and fit. After the diagnosis, they found out that Eng died from shocked. Why? Imagine that Eng had to sleep beside or attach to his dead brother the whole night. If I were to attached to a cold, dead body, I would definitely get a heart attack. If I were UNFORTUNATE to be EXTREMELY HEALTHY at that moment, I might just grab a knife and stab myself to death. OUCH!!!
For your information, they were NOT the first pair of conjoined twins recorded in medical annals as there were probably about 100 such pairs known by the time of their 1811 births, a fact which helped the King of Siam reverse an early death sentence on the brothers. In fact, conjoined twins were recorded as early as 945 in Armenia and the first pair of successfully separated twins took place in 1689 by German physician G.
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波列国 : Always see it as half cup full, not half cup empty.
相反的,这样的情况绝对不会出现在西方国家,因为那儿的学习生涯是欢乐、毫无压力的岁月。他们并没有强迫学生修自己不喜欢的科目,而是让他们自由选择,希望可以从小发掘新一代的才华,专攻小孩儿的兴趣,磨练他们成为真正的专业人士。举个例子,数学有上百个分科,例如:三角学(trigonometry)、代数学(algebra)、几何学(geometry)、统计学(statistics) 等等。在美国,学生可选择任何一项分科,专门研究该分科,因此,中学毕业后,他们的程度已远远超越本地的大专生。荒谬吧!
再者,波列国似乎十分提倡“愈多A愈好”的风俗。今年的纪录是21A(20A1, 1A2),相信二十年后,会有人获得50A1的佳绩,打破世界纪录。哇,真的波列!!(-.-)III…你曾否怀疑这A的素质?学校考试中经常获得平均60分的同学们,SPM竟然能获得A1。有关单位为何要调低水平呢?动动脑筋吧!所以,未来的大老板们,请你们在录取员工的时候,睁大眼睛,别被他们的佳绩蒙蔽了双眼,小心选人啊!否则,公司都会被这些人搞垮。
另外,这儿的升学机会也被固打控制。为何要有这样的制度呢?因为他们看得起我们,相信我们不需要拐杖也可以飞向美好的未来。好吧,就体谅体谅他们吧!但记得喔,我们的引擎强得很,一飞出国,就飞不回来了!您自重………哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈………
我们拥有战斗机的引擎,而不是.........
好了,不想多说,浪费我口水罢了。唉!四个字——呜呼哀哉!