Conversations between Males and Females

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me……

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?

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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

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WIFE : You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something; it goes in both ears but comes out of the mouth.

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MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

After reading the last conversation, do you have the following facial expression?

YES / NO

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MARY : Hey!! Don't laugh at people...Its BAD....*tears

:P

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